So remember how I've been loving on some Zicam??? Well the guy I work w/gave me the plague & I've been delirious in bed w/fever, coughing blah blah blah. Sooooo...I've been too unconscious to smoke (bad squishy!) & realized last night as I was tucking the (as yet unplagued) boy into bed that I hadn't had a cigarette in several days...
Moi: Hey T, I haven't had a cigarette in 2 whole days isn't that great!?!
T: Whoohooo, now you won't have to die & go to heaven & have to talk to Jesus with that thing (trek) in your throat & being all arggg argggg (talking gobbly gook through trek)! :)
Moi: um yeah...so ...high five right!
T: no..we'll celebrate day 11.
Thank you TRUTH advertising for scaring the total piss out of my 6 yr old child! I'm quite certain he'll never smoke!
PS ....my kid is a freak'n genius if I do say so myself!